Showing posts with label KIDS STORY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label KIDS STORY. Show all posts

Eagle and Tiger Story For Kids

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TIGER decides to sit down at the counter and act like he belongs here.
TIGER - Uh, yeah...gimme a Tab.
EAGLE - What?
TIGER - A Tab.
EAGLE - Kid, I can't give you the tab until you order something.


People at the counter are looking at him, especially at his silver Porsche jacket. TIGER notices that the MAN next to him is drinking coffee.

TIGER - Uh, coffee.

She pours a cup and serves him.
EAGLE - Did something happen to you, kid? I mean, you been lost in the woods or something?

TIGER -Huh?

TIGER- looks at the bowl of sugar cubes on the counter.
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TIGER- Say, have you got any Sweet ‘N low?


EAGLE- Sweet and what?


Her suspicions aroused, she takes the coffee away.


EAGLE- Maybe you’d better pay for this first.


TIGER- Sure.

A Kids Story About Cow and Chicken

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A cow named Bobby arrives in chickens house, the area is in a animal garden, owned by Mr.Williams. Mr Williams has a lot of pets, animals, who can talk each other. There, the monkeys is the king, the monkeys always disturb other animals with their brave.

Chicken father is making new house, with hammer on hand and count of wood beside him.

COW : Where'd you get the money?
CHICKEN : We ain't got it. We ain't got no money.
COW : You told them MONKEYS you had it.
CHICKEN : We was... lyin'.
COW : What you gonna do when they come to collect?

Suddenly, chicken father hit the hammer on his hand, "Aaaaauuuwww..."
COW : Hit your finger, huh?
CHICKEN : Huh? Bobby. Snuck up on me.
COW : Heard you done the roof yourself.
CHICKEN : Roof? I done practically everything myself. Roberts boy hauled wood, that's all.
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COW : What's all that wood?
CHICKEN : Porch. I'm puttin' a porch on her so's I can puff my pipe of an evening an' drink my coffee an' watch the sun set.

Cougar

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Cougar is the mightiest of the animals in the forest.
Cougar was walking in the forest, and he jumped onto a fallen log to look around. From inside the log came a tiny voice.

"Get off the roof of my lodge!" Out from the rotten end of the log came a tiny Cricket. "You are standing on the roof of my lodge, Cougar," said the little insect. "You must step off now, or the roof-pole will break and my lodge will fall in."

"Who are you to tell me what to do?" asked Cougar sternly, although he did step off the log. He lowered his head until his nose was very close to Cricket. "In this forest, I am the chief of the animals!"

"Chief or no Chief," said Cricket bravely, "I have a cousin who is mightier than you, and he would avenge me."

I don't believe you, little insect," snarled Cougar.

"Believe me or believe me not," said Cricket. "it is so."

CATS AND DOGS

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A secret war between cats and dogs quickly peaks as Professor Brody a scientist tries to create a serum to cure dog allergies in humans. As the unsuspecting humans go through their busy lives, the cats make several attempts to possess the formula, as their canine foes try tirelessly to stop them. Caught in the crossfire, a young beagle named Lou, adopted by the Brody family, tries hard to succeed as a secret agent, and in being a friend to the young Scotty Brody. A evil snow white cat named Mr. Tinkles is planning to sabotage the efforts of Professor Brody to discover a cure for human allergies to dogs. And he'll even make every person on Earth allergic to dogs so that he can take over the world with his army of evil cats!